I Alive
People scared of me, but I no want them to be. Not
dramedy
Malodorous
Why do people always run away from me? Just because I’ve
Cleaner
You might call me obsessive, but I say everyone else is dirty.
Bits & Pieces
I don’t regret getting the brain replacement—it’s given me
Not in This Town
I can’t believe it happened here—a murder, here in humble
Abduction
I’m that kid you see on the news all the time—
Proud Mom
Being a mom is exhausting. Here’s what my day looked like:
Firewalker
While backing away from a bad date’s unwanted kiss, her blouse
Survive
Men: We were promised a false bill of goods. That the more
Deep
You heard me right: I have zero depth perception. Don’t get
Slow Acting
Bad news, Mr. Harper: You’ve just consumed the poison I poured
Masterpiece
The play was considered a national treasure, predicting with perfect accuracy the