Helmet
In the same way that video games once provided us a safe
comedy
Password
The part that really annoyed him was that he wasn't even the
Absorber
Oh, that’s so funny—no, in this world, whoever absorbs the
Cologne
Our new body spray, Simply Irresistible™, will change your life. It makes
Again
You can start your life over at any time. Feel free to
The Most Intelligent Animal in the World
Turns out the most intelligent animal on earth is the Tridacna gigas,
C Student
Oh wow, Ms. Pericles? It’s been so long! Perhaps you don't
Irritator
I'm a very special type of superhero: I irritate my enemies into
Left
I left on our wedding day. I’m fully aware of how
Gut
My instinct is always wrong. That’s how I know what choices
Impersonator
It’s commonly acknowledged that I'm the best actor in the world.
Calculations
I love Jim deeply, but the data says it won't work out.