Rapturous Applause
So, how’s everyone’s Rapture going? Sparse crowd tonight—either folks
comedy
Wishing You Well
This idiot drowned in a damn wishing well. Unreal.
His one job
Creature Feeder
The Smart CreatureFeeder is the next technological evolution in fantastical critter-watching. Its
Cheat
“This might be awkward,” Derrick began, “but I've been sleeping with your
Like Me, Like Me
No, but do you like me like me? ’Cause if you did,
Really Human
Yes, I know I've already spent a fortune on replacing all my
Final Score
Sorry you died! Let's tabulate your value and get you on your
Huddle
Okay, team, we're down by 21 with three minutes to go, but
Pig Blood
At this point she figured she must be over 50% animal. Heart
Ultra
Please, “body modification” sounds so reductionist. UltraMasc© simply brings out your best
PlokKa
Oh man, I don't even know what I'm gonna do with 𝘓!ߤ
The Talk
Son, it's time for the talk.
Ugh, do we have to?
We've