The part that really annoyed him was that he wasn't even the second-most famous Hamilton Thaddeus Robinweiler III—he was the third-most famous. He’d been a car-repair expert, an in-demand DJ, and a surprisingly well-regarded actor—yet it wasn't enough. Another Hamilton Thaddeus Robinweiler III (an author) was more famous—like theme-parks-based-on-his-books-famous. And the one in second place was…a still-on-the-loose serial killer. A serial killer! How was that fair? The solution was obvious: He had to change his name to something even more unique. Like Hamill StewedCabbageLiver Robinson. Or Hamill$6@Ω☆Robinson. That, and to become a killer too—but more, better, faster.