Helmet

In the same way that video games once provided us a safe simulacrum of violent sports, flying, racing, murder, etc., the Helmet provides a 100% consequence-free drug-taking experience via next-generation simulation. Our microtargeted dopamine delivery system provides the indistinguishably authentic experiences of any stimulant, upper, downer, endorphin, depressant, stimulant, hallucinogens, or mood stabilizer. Turn it off instantly—go ahead, take an LSD trip during your lunch break! Best of all, you’ll never again grapple with acquiring pipes or prescriptions, overdosing, side effects, the illegal drug trade, or addiction. Welcome the new era of self-medication, where drugs are democratized—welcome to the Helmet.