1 Millimeter
If the Subaru had been a single millimeter to the left, Shailene
third-person
Administrative Position
Turns out God does exist! Only, He's not the most
Big Old Baby
Eventually the taxes, heartbreak, back pain, and everything else got to be
Wild Life
The Sadistic Glump is a curious discovery: Unlike 99% of the life
Password
The part that really annoyed him was that he wasn't
Continue
As far as anyone knew, the race had been going on forever.
Longevity
Everyone’s competing to live the longest nowadays. Matt Kinney of Saskatchewan,
Intelligence
Most pets are so dumb—so we made them smarter. We engineered
Neckmonster
Ravi wasn't sure why it had taken him until age
Daily Dose
The instant Todd felt the familiar malaise setting in, he began taking
Girlfriend
Dan really wanted his girlfriend to turn him into a vampire. Sure,
Pipes
Jeffrey had done it—been welcomed into Heaven by God Himself. Angels