Ritual
We begin our beautiful mating ritual by dancing in the uranium dust
mating
Wild Life
The Sadistic Glump is a curious discovery: Unlike 99% of the life
RomanceЯ
You're gonna be hella sore after the RomanceЯ 3000, if
Girlfriend
Dan really wanted his girlfriend to turn him into a vampire. Sure,
Whirlwind Romance
Wow—so happy to know you feel this connection too. Thanks again
Sacrifice
Our religion has highly specific sacrificial requirements; luckily, our species evolved perfectly
Tolerance
On our planet, you can be whatever the heck you want! You
Freak in the Sheets
Talk about a freak in the sheets! My world’s been completely
Third Eye
He woke up with a third eye, which was more surprising than
Maximized
He's already maximized his day-to-day efficiency to the nth degree.
Mating Habits
We have many sexes on this planet, each absolutely vital to our