You're gonna be hella sore after the RomanceЯ 3000, if you catch my drift. Like, seriously bruised and beaten up. This new model is honestly indistinguishable from a real lover. And so voracious that no matter how horny you think you are, she’ll match you, then triple it. Don’t fall asleep afterward, or she’ll wake you up, demanding more. Good luck finding time for sustenance or relieving yourself; the RomanceЯ 3000 needs to be satisfied at all times. And trust me, you don’t wanna get on her bad side—unless you want to never function again. If you catch my drift.