Whirlwind Romance

Wow—so happy to know you feel this connection too. Thanks again for pheremonally bonding with me so fast; sometimes these things can be awkward, like once when this female didn't even know where to stick her proboscis. Anyhoo, this is about us, and, uh, I hope it's not too forward of me to discuss copulating. I mean, we've both been alive a whole month—we're not getting any younger! If it's not too forward, I could see you consuming me from the head down as you voraciously seek nutrients for our offspring as soon as… well, what are you doing tonight?