Subroutine
I could see she was already beginning to crack, so I applied
first-person
Wishing You Well
This idiot drowned in a damn wishing well. Unreal.
His one job
The Good Version
No, see, this is the good version. Sure, in our current timeline,
Cheat
“This might be awkward,” Derrick began, “but I've been sleeping with your
Night Bird
Sure, it looks like a bunch of bones randomly piled in a
Gen Xi
Oh my god, Dad, why do you even still have that body?
The Package
No, really, ma'am, that's a great package! 6 seconds for $600,000
Really Human
Yes, I know I've already spent a fortune on replacing all my
Huddle
Okay, team, we're down by 21 with three minutes to go, but
Redacted
I erase your memory every time I leave your apartment. That way,
Dating Pool
We’d hardly finished dinner before she invited me up to her
Assistance
As a remote assistant, I've never physically met my employer, Miami kitchen-appliance