Augmented
Just imagine never again having to see anything you don’t want
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Non-Risks of Time Travel
Here’s what everyone worries about when time-traveling, but shouldn’t:
* There’
Dream Awake
Are your dreams better than your real life? Then let DreamAwake help
Keep Out
Assuming you can even find the place out in the woods, you'd
Cream
Sorry, perhaps I wasn’t being clear: My face cream doesn’t
Rewrite
What do you wish to have been? A more present husband? A
Monetized
I’ve monetized every aspect of my entire life, and if you
Maximized
He's already maximized his day-to-day efficiency to the nth degree. Using REM-tracking
People Meat People
People say YouMeat tastes like pork, but more…familiar. Obviously no humans
Rank
Finally, there’s a reliable tool to quickly and accurately compare yourself
Hard Brew
Our coffee shop doesn’t belong in the same breath as those
Hottest Fads at the Turn of the 24th Century
* Virtual STDs: With V-sex getting all too predictable, young people are now