Wild Life
The Sadistic Glump is a curious discovery: Unlike 99% of the life
death
Absorber
Oh, that’s so funny—no, in this world, whoever absorbs the
Safe
Sealed inside this cutting-edge stasis pod, you'll never die. Yes—we’ve
A Little War
War isn’t as bad as it used to be—not as
Again
You can start your life over at any time. Feel free to
Criterion
When you die, you’re not judged for the sins you committed,
Longevity
Everyone’s competing to live the longest nowadays. Matt Kinney of Saskatchewan,
BurgerBoy
In the commercials, BurgerBoy (some actor wearing that giant, exaggerated papier-mâché head)
Calculations
I love Jim deeply, but the data says it won't work out.
Undo
You can only undo a death once in your life, so choose
My Favorite Afterlife
Which was my favorite afterlife? It's so hard to decide. There was
Younger
Look, you are getting any younger. I mean, that's how we age—