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As far as anyone knew, the race had been going on forever.
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BurgerBoy
In the commercials, BurgerBoy (some actor wearing that giant, exaggerated papier-mâché head)
The Rarest Food in the World
It’s called the rarest dish in the world for a reason.
Mama
Mama took another bite of her meatloaf. I’m telling you, George,
Endless Tune
There’s no other way to put this, hon—I’ve written
Crackers & Hot Dogs
A list of the things you're going to forget when
Bad Maker
It’s like the Maker we just hired barely even tried with
All-Inclusive
You're going to adore this resort! Everything’s included—food,
Cornucopia
What do you mean, you want a real roasted turkey leg with
Maximized
He's already maximized his day-to-day efficiency to the nth degree.
People Meat People
People say YouMeat tastes like pork, but more…familiar. Obviously no humans
Meat
I’m the first self-aware cow who’s ever known she’s