As far as anyone knew, the race had been going on forever.
In the commercials, BurgerBoy (some actor wearing that giant, exaggerated papier-mâché head)
It’s called the rarest dish in the world for a reason.
Mama took another bite of her meatloaf. I’m telling you, George,
There’s no other way to put this, hon—I’ve written
A list of the things you're going to forget when I erase
It’s like the Maker we just hired barely even tried with
You're going to adore this resort! Everything’s included—food, drinks, spa,
What do you mean, you want a real roasted turkey leg with
He's already maximized his day-to-day efficiency to the nth degree. Using REM-tracking
People say YouMeat tastes like pork, but more…familiar. Obviously no humans
I’m the first self-aware cow who’s ever known she’s