Yearbook
Before anyone notices we’re missing from the reunion, Marissa, look—our
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Slow Acting
Bad news, Mr. Harper: You’ve just consumed the poison I poured
Masterpiece
The play was considered a national treasure, predicting with perfect accuracy the
A Float
She'd never been especially coordinated or athletic until, hoping to
Glitch
It shouldn’t be possible to be in two places at one
Rewrite
What do you wish to have been? A more present husband? A
RaNsOm NoTe
If you don’t wire us $1 million in the next 24
Cornucopia
What do you mean, you want a real roasted turkey leg with
Meltdown
Everyone in washed-out magazines, moldy books, old newspapers is always shaking hands,
Monetized
I’ve monetized every aspect of my entire life, and if you
Zombie Husband
I may be zombie now, but make surprisingly good husband. Herein, non-comprehensive
A Better Place
Your dad is in a better place now. No, really! Using the