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Mama took another bite of her meatloaf. I’m telling you, George,
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Wait—you were born on PlexXon 6 too? Wow, so was I!
To the Left
Look to your left…now look to your right. By the end
Body #32
I thought this was supposed to be one of your top-of-the-line models!
Prophet
Don’t tell me anything—I’m a professional seer, I’ve
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Look at me, then look at you. I have literally dozens of
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From your average-length fate line, I see that you'll have a standard
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Sorry to hear your new Matter™ isn't working for you, sir. Don’
Tat
Thanks for asking! Yeah, I got this tattoo of a majestic eagle
Dear Miss Etiquette:
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Game 2 U
Oh my god, I can't believe I'm actually meeting you in person!