One thing I can definitely say about Rob: He had tons of...qualities. For example, he enjoyed food, and sometimes beverages. And I'm pretty sure he knew how to read. Okay, clearly I didn't know Rob very well, or at all. But this I can say with absolute certainty: I needed to get out of the rain, and this funeral home certainly provides that. Not sure why I was invited to speak at this podium, though, unless...you all came here to get out of the rain too? I seriously can’t believe you’d do that to my great friend Rob.