I'mMoral

Have your morals been holding you back? Now that the FDA has given the go-ahead, it’s legal to inject yourself with neurocutters. Your moral brain will chemically disconnect from your animal brain (temporarily), allowing you to do what you've secretly—subconsciously or consciously—always wanted to do. As with all medications, you're still liable for any harm you commit. Enjoy fistfights, revenge, cheating, stealing, gorging, promiscuity, telling your spoiled brother what you really think of him. Best of all, afterward it'll seem like someone else was controlling your body (unless you were morally bereft to begin with). Live with no regrets, literally.