Left
I left on our wedding day. I’m fully aware of how
marriage
BurgerBoy
In the commercials, BurgerBoy (some actor wearing that giant, exaggerated papier-mâché head)
Mommies & Daddies
Hon, Mommy and Daddy still love each other very much. It'
Younger
Look, you are getting any younger. I mean, that's how
Do/Not
After five years of marriage, things just weren’t working between us—
Slowdown
By the 10th hour of the traffic jam, we’d started befriending
Prenup
Mr. Whitmer, Ms. Diaz: As your lawyer, I must recommend making a
Night & Day
I was born on the always-night side of our planet; my love
Cheater
I feel awful for cheating on Su2anne. You may say, What kind
Darlene
Darlene didn't get back on the boat. Once the Carnival
Be Grateful
Everyone in this world always wants more. If they have only seven
Bits & Pieces
I don’t regret getting the brain replacement—it’s given me