I'll Be Watching You

My faithful acolytes: As long as you obey my divine commandments, I shall protect you whenever you may travel...

• If you’re caught in a storm, my ocean-encompassing keratinized tentacles will buoy you through the turgid waters.
• If you’re trapped by one of our planet’s sentient steam-mouths, I shall release one of my free-floating bladder-children for you to cling to.
• Should you fall into a volcanic crater, I shall call upon the lava-tardigrades to form a skin-mat to protect you from the heat.
• Wherever you go, I’ll be watching over you through the iridescent-winged cyclops-dactyls circling overhead at all times.

Amen.