I'll Be Watching You
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My faithful acolytes: As long as you obey my divine commandments, I shall protect you whenever you may travel...
- If you’re caught in a storm, my ocean-encompassing keratinized tentacles will buoy you through the turgid waters.
- If you’re trapped by one of our planet’s sentient steam-mouths, I shall release one of my free-floating bladder-children for you to cling to.
- Should you fall into a volcanic crater, I shall call upon the lava-tardigrades to form a skin-mat to protect you from the heat.
- Wherever you go, I’ll be watching over you through the iridescent-winged cyclops-dactyls circling overhead at all times.
Amen.