Hottest Fads at the Turn of the 24th Century
- Virtual STDs: With V-sex getting all too predictable, young people are now using V-STDs to keep things exciting and possibly fatal.
- Instant Plumpers: Looking too waifish to make an appearance at the Sub-Emperor’s Ball? Bulk up in under 10 minutes to look appropriately healthy for Her royal eyes.
- “Air-Planes”: Folks have been restoring these antique vehicles, which provided a type of ultra-slow teleportation. Some even crash en route, requiring passengers to re-upload.
- Silent Retreats: These rooms have no Flicks showing, no Gamez to play, no other avatars to Vybe with. But then how can you buy stuff? Kids these days...