When he was 5, he experienced his first heartbreak upon finding out his kindergarten teacher, Miss Deniston, was already married. When he will be 44, his first melanoma scare. When he was 17, his first fender bender. When he will be 72, finding love again unexpectedly in Europe on one of those dumb group tours his daughters somehow convinced him to go on. When he was 26, his first divorce, but he'll recover. Right now, today, he’s around 54, he thinks. And tomorrow, who knows, 13? 33? 98? Whatever he was or will be, he has a lot to learn.