The List

We now have the technology to rank every single object and experience that exists, definitively and scientifically. Some fascinating selections from the list:

 № 5,892,364: Giraffes

 № 29,002: When someone you don’t even know smiles at you randomly, but not in a weird way, just like they're having a good day

 № 7,444: A pair of pants that fits perfectly

 № 1,126: Getting praise for something you didn't think you were any good at

 № 189: The number 562, interestingly enough

 № 39: Ice cream (any flavor)

 № 1: Holding someone who’s also holding you