Swan Song

Thanks for all the love! As you know, tonight marks the final show in my three-year-long goodbye tour, "Swan Song.” After decades of entertaining you insatiable parasites, I don't want to spend more time with my family—pretty sure they couldn't pick me out of a lineup. But I do want to take time to spend the millions upon millions of dollars you bankrupted yourselves to give me. Keep in mind that if I had to piss urgently and one of you was on fire, I’d hold it a few minutes more just to spite you. Anyway, here's one last song!