Obituary

Carl Olividado Flores passed away on August 12, 2024, after a brief illness following a mysterious animal bite while hiking in Grand Teton National Park. He was surrounded by his loving wife, Martha, and their children, Dean and Shelly. He rose again on August 15. After a brief celebration and job promotion, he passed away the following week, but resuscitated himself a few days later. He died and revived about seven more times, surrounded by fewer and fewer of the aforementioned relatives. Eventually he died for the final time last week, only to rise again, specifically to write this obituary.