InfinityPet

Unlike traditional dogs, InfinityPets never die. Technically, maybe, but neither you nor your family will ever know. As soon as your InfinityPet’s built-in nanosensors report approaching infirmities, we bring in an identically colored, pre-aged clone, do a quick knowledge transfer, and replace your dog in the middle of the night. No client has ever even realized the transfer happened. Don’t worry; your time-expired animal will live its remaining lifespan on our luxury compound. You’ll be able to pass the pet on to your children, grandchildren, and beyond. Now available in French Bulldog, Labrador Retriever, Poodle, and coming soon, Bichon Frisé.