I’m sooo jealous of you guys. Know why? Because it’s the day our entire big family has been waiting for, the day we finally get to meet Everglory! Better yet, you get to meet Her first! Everglory, who forgives no matter what lies you’ve told—right, Jeremy?—or what toys you’ve stolen—Marlena, you understand. Your parents are in a different part of the estate, because they’d be jealous if they realized you’ll meet Her before they do. Now wait in line; everyone will get their turn to eat this special ice cream. Kids, get ready to see the face of Everglory.