You voted me in on a platform of mercy and grace, and I’ll absolutely follow through. Yes, GodOne (as we now call him) was far too vengeful. GodTwo was an egomaniac, not to mention a headcase. GodThree was incredibly corrupt; again, we only knew each other in passing in college. I’m glad GodFour is in hell now. GodFive let the power go to his head; execution was the right choice. As your newest God, I promise to focus less on smiting, killing, and genital stuff, and judge people for their intentions. Although I do still appreciate a good sacrificial offering.