Gen Xi

Oh my god, Dad, why do you even still have that body? It’s so Gen Xi of you. Like, bodies spend all their time hurting, fighting off diseases and infections, getting diseases and infections, spewing blood and phlegm and pus and feces…What are you even holding onto? Apparently you have to recharge at least 3 times a day. Plus you can’t even order a PleasurePackage remotely. And what's this about cell mutations that, like, cause some sort of fatal error so you just…stop existing? Sounds silly. Just stop clinging to the past already—a lot of good your body’s done you.