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DNA Test

DNA Test

Just got back the results from your 23&Me—it revealed that you're 100% awesome.

Specifically, you're 50% excellent, 25% you've got this, and 25% I believe in you.

To break it down further, 4% from your mother's side is confident coolness, 6% is great fashion sense, plus 8% good listener and 7% great musical taste.

On the other side, we've got 5% excellent friend, 2% engaging storyteller, and 18% remembering everyone's birthday. According to this chart, you even have a smidge of just super-enjoyable to be around…who knows what side that came from!

You’re lucky to have such great genes.